My stupid Animorphs figures part 1

We all knew it would come to this. Quite possibly the worst execution of a toy line since The Boxcar Kids Nerf Guns. I give you:

TRANSFORMERS ANIMORPHS

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First off, I am a huge Animorphs fan. I have every book. I have multiple copies of some books. And I have all seven different covers of Megamorphs number 2. (there was one for all six members of the team and with all of them together.)
I have a problem.
So there will be lots of references to the books in this post. If you want to know more about the series, I would recommend Poparenas Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide videos. He does a great job on them and points out a lot of things I missed when I read the books.
Now onto the toys.

Another year, another wish

All right. It's my birthday, I have a cake, Rocky isn't around, and I'm wearing shades.

Time to make a wish. Maybe I'll finally get that pony.

OH SON OF A-

My stupid Spider-Man figures

Well let's get back in the swing of things with an old favorite, dumb action figures! And it looks like Hasbro is in the middle of turning Spider-Man into the same type of crazy over the top lunatic as Action Figure Batman. Hasbro, I love ya, but...  please just think about the implications your toys may have. Please.

Happy New Valenbowlgroundmas Day!

Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't been posting. I could make a joke about doing a SOPA blackout and not getting the memo that it was over, but no. No excuses. I got lazy. Combine that with a small case of post holiday depression and Skyrim and you the perfect storm of no updates. But I'm back. And this includes Chicken Sketches (Boy that was a good idea. Start a second blog when I can't even keep this one on a regular schedule.). I'll have a 'REAL' new post by the end of the week.

Till then, from all of us

To all of you, I hope you had a great Christmas though now.

And remember, if your valentine see there shadow, it means six more weeks of football.

I think. I'm not sure how that works.

Till next time, I'm Dollar Ben, and I owe you about 48 cents.

My stupid Disney figures.

Hey Cluckers. I'm back mostly on schedule. Hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving and safe Black Friday. I decided to get over this stupid writers block by going to an old favorite: Dumb Action Figures! As both a Disney fan and professional Californian, I have frequented the parks many times. And have walked away with the odd (in more ways then one) souvenir. So today I give you one the weirdest and most obscure sets of toys I own.

I give to you:

Disney Tronics: GvE!

Disney and the mystical spheres.

Hey cluckers. Thought I had left huh? Well I hate to disappoint you, but I'm still here!

And since it's Halloween, I thought I would talk about  an old candy product from my childhood.

A chocolate shell around an inedible plastic ball with smaller pieces of plastic inside? 

What could go wrong with that?

My stupid G.I. Joe figures

Hey cluckers. It's been a while since I made a proper post here. Well this one is a bit shorter then the others, but it is better then nothing. I hope. I don't really collect G.I. Joes for the most part, but I have found a few that spark my interest. Mostly because they are weird. So let's take a look at some real American zeros.