My stupid Super Hero figures.

Some times in life we find ourselves in need of a hero. Someone Unbreakable, someone First Class, someone to jump into the War Zone and Avenge us, the Underdog. Then we can ask for there Hancock. Umm, Iron Man. Well in my attempt at getting my average posting back up to at least 1 a week, here is a showcase of who you don't want to call.

May 16th, 2011. The day I lost faith in humanity.

I had read the news that day. I didn't believe it. My mind refused to accept it. But as the day went on, the reality of it sank in. Questions formed in my head. How did this happen? Why did this happen? Who let this happen? I felt like my life was spiraling out of control.

What did I just watch? Entry 3: Fun Slides

Oh man, I've wanted to talk about this for a while now. I've seen a lot of stupid products on TV, and this, this is one of them.

Now first up, what is with the editing of this thing? Did the guy who put this together have ADD or something? (It's ok. I can say that, I have ADD my self. You can tell cause I often get off subject when writing these articles, like right now for instance.) And the lines they use. Just, what? Heel to toe, heel to toe? Dance like a maniac? Brothers, sisters, moms or misters? I have a feeling the person who wrote this wasn't completely 'legal' while doing so. And you gotta love that generic rock they used. Way to show you'r down with the kids.
But the thing that REALLY gets me is the DVD that comes with it. It features pro and semi-pro fun sliders. Pro. And semi-pro. Fun sliders. PRO AND SEMI-PRO FUN SLIDERS?! WHAT?! How does one become a pro fun slider? Where do you perform? What kind of sponsors do you get, other then, you know, Fun Slides? Why? Just, why?

My name is Ben, and I like ponies.

Hey everyone. Long time no write. Well theres a reason for that. This post took a lot to work up to. (Ok Ben, you can do this. Deep breath.) I would like to introduce my new obsession:

Yeah I can you laughing right now, but I don't care. And I'll tell you why.

My stupid Star Wars figures strike back.

You (might have) asked for it, and you got it! More waste of plastic! More useless accessories! More horrible disfigurement! More snarky commentary! And the same crappy picture quality as last time! (I'm getting a new camera soon, promise.)

What did I just watch? Entry 2: King Gainer Opening

Japan gets an unfair rap for being weird. I mean they are, but no more then here in the west, as seen in my last WDIJW. Now I have a very high tolerance for weird stuff. An Italian plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur while eating mushrooms? Love it. Spandex clad superheros fight crime while jumping around like cheerleaders? Sure, whatever. Giant robot with dreadlocks doing the monkey? Sorry Japan, but you've gone too far.

The manliest shows ever!

Now as you know, I run a very manly blog. And we dudes gotta stick together. We know what we like and what sucks. Being  a man is no easy job, but there is a way to help. Manly TV! These shows know what it means to be a man and help get the adrenaline pumping! Yeah! So what are the best shows to watch between fixing cars and working out at the gym? Let's take a look!