My stupid Animorphs figures part 1

We all knew it would come to this. Quite possibly the worst execution of a toy line since The Boxcar Kids Nerf Guns. I give you:

TRANSFORMERS ANIMORPHS

yay
First off, I am a huge Animorphs fan. I have every book. I have multiple copies of some books. And I have all seven different covers of Megamorphs number 2. (there was one for all six members of the team and with all of them together.)
I have a problem.
So there will be lots of references to the books in this post. If you want to know more about the series, I would recommend Poparenas Opinionated Animorphs Book Guide videos. He does a great job on them and points out a lot of things I missed when I read the books.
Now onto the toys.

My stupid Spider-Man figures

Well let's get back in the swing of things with an old favorite, dumb action figures! And it looks like Hasbro is in the middle of turning Spider-Man into the same type of crazy over the top lunatic as Action Figure Batman. Hasbro, I love ya, but...  please just think about the implications your toys may have. Please.

My stupid Disney figures.

Hey Cluckers. I'm back mostly on schedule. Hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving and safe Black Friday. I decided to get over this stupid writers block by going to an old favorite: Dumb Action Figures! As both a Disney fan and professional Californian, I have frequented the parks many times. And have walked away with the odd (in more ways then one) souvenir. So today I give you one the weirdest and most obscure sets of toys I own.

I give to you:

Disney Tronics: GvE!

Disney and the mystical spheres.

Hey cluckers. Thought I had left huh? Well I hate to disappoint you, but I'm still here!

And since it's Halloween, I thought I would talk about  an old candy product from my childhood.

A chocolate shell around an inedible plastic ball with smaller pieces of plastic inside? 

What could go wrong with that?

My stupid G.I. Joe figures

Hey cluckers. It's been a while since I made a proper post here. Well this one is a bit shorter then the others, but it is better then nothing. I hope. I don't really collect G.I. Joes for the most part, but I have found a few that spark my interest. Mostly because they are weird. So let's take a look at some real American zeros.

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Serve candy out of our necks!

My word that is horrifying.

Is this a sign some things should not be made in 3D?

Yes, yes it is.

My stupid Super Hero figures 3: Infinite Stupidity On Infinite Earths

Well I'm back with new post on Monday like I said. What? I said Monday last time and it's Monday. Don't bother scrolling down and checking because I said Monday. Don't you believe me? I thought we had moved past that point in our relationship. It's OK, I forgive you. Just don't let it happen again. On with the article.

My stupid Super Hero figures 2: House Of M for Moronic edition.

With a new movie coming out, so do new toys. And surprise surprise, a lot of them are freaken weird. And I have taken it upon myself to share them with you. But first, I want to make one thing clear. I do not hate Hasbro. I like them. They do make good toys, just not the ones I show. And without them, we wouldn't have some of my favorite shows. I just want them to THINK about the stuff they make a little more. And now, since I used up all my good puns last time, on to the show.

Hey, look at this!

It's Indiana Jones riding a unicorn! No I do not have writer's block. Why do you ask?

My stupid Super Hero figures.

Some times in life we find ourselves in need of a hero. Someone Unbreakable, someone First Class, someone to jump into the War Zone and Avenge us, the Underdog. Then we can ask for there Hancock. Umm, Iron Man. Well in my attempt at getting my average posting back up to at least 1 a week, here is a showcase of who you don't want to call.

My stupid Star Wars figures strike back.

You (might have) asked for it, and you got it! More waste of plastic! More useless accessories! More horrible disfigurement! More snarky commentary! And the same crappy picture quality as last time! (I'm getting a new camera soon, promise.)

My stupid Star Wars figures.

Star Wars. One of the biggest cash cows this side of the Milky Way. Who doesn't like them? And by "them" I mean the first three. I mean the last three... The ones with Mark Hamill in them. Well in any case I do. Around the relese of "Revenge of the Sith" I really got into collecting the action figures.
Hasbro had a pretty big line for "Revenge," and the next year was The Saga Collection with figures from all the movies plus the expanded universe. Then the next year was the 30th anniversary set were each figure came with a collectors coin. And then I ran out off room on my shelf. But it was fun while it lasted.
However, with every hobby comes some regrets.So let's take a look at the worst of my collection.