Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Serve candy out of our necks!

My word that is horrifying.

Is this a sign some things should not be made in 3D?

Yes, yes it is.

What did I just watch? Entry 6: Hub Summer Promo

Well, this is something I never thought I'd see. A jerk, a pink pony and a giant evil space robot singing a song based on one of the musical numbers from the film Meatballs. What more is there to say?
And if your wondering, yes. I am ready. Bring it.

What did I just watch? Entry 4: Party time!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the most inappropriate musical number ever! From 'Titanic The Legend Goes On,' an all too real Italian movie. It is an animated movie based on the Titanic. With talking animals. And rapping. And an 'They All Lived Happily Every After' ending. On the Titanic. I would say more, but what else can I say? It speaks for itself. If you must see more, The Nostalgia Critic did a review here.
I do want to draw your attention to one line: "If it hadn't been for you I would be now in someone else's digestion." What? Is this some form of the 'All of reality is a dream' belief and he thinks the whole universe is just in some giant beings small intestine?

My stupid Super Hero figures.

Some times in life we find ourselves in need of a hero. Someone Unbreakable, someone First Class, someone to jump into the War Zone and Avenge us, the Underdog. Then we can ask for there Hancock. Umm, Iron Man. Well in my attempt at getting my average posting back up to at least 1 a week, here is a showcase of who you don't want to call.

May 16th, 2011. The day I lost faith in humanity.

I had read the news that day. I didn't believe it. My mind refused to accept it. But as the day went on, the reality of it sank in. Questions formed in my head. How did this happen? Why did this happen? Who let this happen? I felt like my life was spiraling out of control.

My name is Ben, and I like ponies.

Hey everyone. Long time no write. Well theres a reason for that. This post took a lot to work up to. (Ok Ben, you can do this. Deep breath.) I would like to introduce my new obsession:

Yeah I can you laughing right now, but I don't care. And I'll tell you why.

The manliest shows ever!

Now as you know, I run a very manly blog. And we dudes gotta stick together. We know what we like and what sucks. Being  a man is no easy job, but there is a way to help. Manly TV! These shows know what it means to be a man and help get the adrenaline pumping! Yeah! So what are the best shows to watch between fixing cars and working out at the gym? Let's take a look!

What did I just watch? Entry 1: YooHoo & Friends

What the- I mean, this, I, the, what, this, what? I, I have no words. This can't be real. It just can't. Right?

5 Cartoons that deserve a come back.

We all have old and not so old shows that we love that have gone off the air. Nowadays though, there all getting remade. So what I want to know is, WHEN ARE MY FAVORITE SHOWS GETTING REMADE? Now this a not a "Top 5 list," nor are these my actual top 5. There just 5 shows, listed in chronological order, of shows that I think are deserving of a secend chance.