Crazy Ben's discount knick knack warehouse

Do you need random junk to clutter up your selves? then come on down to Crazy Ben's discount knick knack warehouse. We have everything you could want or need. As long as it's completely useless.

Do you need picture frames? We got 'em.

Do you need more picture frames? We got 'em.

Do you need bicycles or Christmas trees? We got 'em.

Do you need fans? We got 'em.

Do you need creepy disembodied albino hands? Why? What are you up to? Weirdo.

How about a creepy teddy bear statue that stares into your soul with lifeless black eyes?

Please take it. It gives me nightmares.

Do you need dragons? We got 'em.

Do you need eagles? We got 'em. Lots of 'em.

Do you need a suggestive frog statue? We got 'em.

Do you need movie stand up ads? We got 'em.

And there's lots more!

Come down early and get a free high five from Jesus.

Just follow this map I drew form memory:

Crazy Ben's discount knick knack warehouse!

If you have money, we'll take it.