Hey, look at this!

It's Indiana Jones riding a unicorn! No I do not have writer's block. Why do you ask?

What did I just watch? Entry 4: Party time!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the most inappropriate musical number ever! From 'Titanic The Legend Goes On,' an all too real Italian movie. It is an animated movie based on the Titanic. With talking animals. And rapping. And an 'They All Lived Happily Every After' ending. On the Titanic. I would say more, but what else can I say? It speaks for itself. If you must see more, The Nostalgia Critic did a review here.
I do want to draw your attention to one line: "If it hadn't been for you I would be now in someone else's digestion." What? Is this some form of the 'All of reality is a dream' belief and he thinks the whole universe is just in some giant beings small intestine?

My stupid Super Hero figures.

Some times in life we find ourselves in need of a hero. Someone Unbreakable, someone First Class, someone to jump into the War Zone and Avenge us, the Underdog. Then we can ask for there Hancock. Umm, Iron Man. Well in my attempt at getting my average posting back up to at least 1 a week, here is a showcase of who you don't want to call.

May 16th, 2011. The day I lost faith in humanity.

I had read the news that day. I didn't believe it. My mind refused to accept it. But as the day went on, the reality of it sank in. Questions formed in my head. How did this happen? Why did this happen? Who let this happen? I felt like my life was spiraling out of control.

What did I just watch? Entry 3: Fun Slides

Oh man, I've wanted to talk about this for a while now. I've seen a lot of stupid products on TV, and this, this is one of them.

Now first up, what is with the editing of this thing? Did the guy who put this together have ADD or something? (It's ok. I can say that, I have ADD my self. You can tell cause I often get off subject when writing these articles, like right now for instance.) And the lines they use. Just, what? Heel to toe, heel to toe? Dance like a maniac? Brothers, sisters, moms or misters? I have a feeling the person who wrote this wasn't completely 'legal' while doing so. And you gotta love that generic rock they used. Way to show you'r down with the kids.
But the thing that REALLY gets me is the DVD that comes with it. It features pro and semi-pro fun sliders. Pro. And semi-pro. Fun sliders. PRO AND SEMI-PRO FUN SLIDERS?! WHAT?! How does one become a pro fun slider? Where do you perform? What kind of sponsors do you get, other then, you know, Fun Slides? Why? Just, why?

My name is Ben, and I like ponies.

Hey everyone. Long time no write. Well theres a reason for that. This post took a lot to work up to. (Ok Ben, you can do this. Deep breath.) I would like to introduce my new obsession:

Yeah I can you laughing right now, but I don't care. And I'll tell you why.